Intro From Soda Popinski

To My Favorite Local Soda Company.  All-Ways in Good Taste.

Look man.  I drank a lot of Soda.  And that's OK.   As long as it's just soda, right?  I like the Root Beer.  And the cream soda.  Same refreshing taste from the Iron Brew that keeps me in the ring.

Funny story about Iron Brew.  It's a soda which you can really buy at the store.  It's a mystery how they make it, until you take the tour.

At the end of the tour, they show you what they do with all the extra syrup that's left over at the end of the day.  They mix it to make Iron Brew.  Yep.  All of the leftovers.  It's CherryCreamOrangeBirchGrapeGassosaKola.  And several more as well.

It took me way too long to learn English, so what you're reading here is actually transliterated Russian.  You see, during the Cold War, the Americans and we over here thought that we were very different.  But now with features such as Google Translate, you can know exactly what I'm saying, and you will find out that I nor many other Russians are as dumb or as crazy as anyone during last Century was made to believe.

While International Relations is not my specialty, it has become a trend since I have trotted the globe on numerous occasions.  I hope you enjoy this program, and I'm sure you will enjoy some of the many rounds of fun in these verbal spars between myself and the other Punchout characters.

Great Tiger (@RupeeTiger)

Tweets by @RupeeTiger

Piston Honda (@HondaPiston)

Tweets by @HondaPiston

Super Macho Man (@NESMacho)

Tweets by @NesMacho

King Hippo (@K1ngHipp0)

Tweets by @K1ngHipp0

Von Kaiser (@Vonkaiser1)

Tweets by @VonKaiser1

Soda Popinski (@1popU)

Tweets by @1PopU

Introduction by Von Kaiser

From the Desk of Von Kaiser

I started studying Twittering about 2009, right when I got laid off from my job.  Learned a whole lot from it, especially that you can see everything, like a birds' eye view, when the birds flock together, so to speak.  My whole town of #Nhv was making all kinds of sounds, but it wasn't until I decoded Twitter that I fully understood.

Understood what?  Perhaps you might say, what birds mean when they chirp.  Clearly they're communicating, and it's evidentially effective by means that birds are able to migrate to specific areas with great accuracy.  If that were the case for information, a tool such as Twitter would clearly serve that purpose.

There's enough symbol language in the platform to make your head spin, you might say.  Well I don't think so.  It's actually not enough to make me dizzy for a second.  The # tags are search terms.  Browse by terms.  When I say "#punchout" it appears as a link.  When you click, it takes you to the place where every mention of that word can also be searched.  There you will find a variety of people who all use the term "#Punchout" in various contexts.

This is how the platform began spreading in terms of its awareness.  Once a week, when I'm not busy bouncing my boxing glove off of King Hippo's belly, I go on Twitter.  Maybe while I'm relaxing at the Gym.  During these cool down sessions, I like to see what all the people say who remember me.  Sometimes people have dreams about this old videogame, and it freaks 'em out when we tweet to them, to remind folks that we're real.

November 25, 2012
From the Desk of Von Kaiser

A message about the reasons for this game.
A conversation game.

What is a conversation game?
Play one with your friends.

@5t3r30

Bald Bull (@BaldTR)

Tweets by @BaldTr

Title Bout

Tweets by @BaldTr

Don Flamenco (@FlamencoDon)

Tweets by @FlamencoDon