To My Favorite Local Soda Company. All-Ways in Good Taste.
Funny story about Iron Brew. It's a soda which you can really buy at the store. It's a mystery how they make it, until you take the tour.
At the end of the tour, they show you what they do with all the extra syrup that's left over at the end of the day. They mix it to make Iron Brew. Yep. All of the leftovers. It's CherryCreamOrangeBirchGrapeGassosaKola. And several more as well.
It took me way too long to learn English, so what you're reading here is actually transliterated Russian. You see, during the Cold War, the Americans and we over here thought that we were very different. But now with features such as Google Translate, you can know exactly what I'm saying, and you will find out that I nor many other Russians are as dumb or as crazy as anyone during last Century was made to believe.
While International Relations is not my specialty, it has become a trend since I have trotted the globe on numerous occasions. I hope you enjoy this program, and I'm sure you will enjoy some of the many rounds of fun in these verbal spars between myself and the other Punchout characters.
